Catcher in the Rye Author Provides Customer Service
JD: This is JD Salinger, Why in Christ’s name have you called customer service?
Bessie (the Customer): This is Bessie Glass. I’m calling regarding my bill. JD: You do, eh? Would you do me the privilege of providing your telephone number or address, Mrs. Glass, so I can look up your account? Bessie: 111-111-1111 JD: How can I help you today, Mrs. Glass? Bessie: I’d like to know … Read the rest