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The Fiction Writing Contest Lottery


On what fiction writing contest should you squander $20? I calculated the return-on-investment (ROI) of several different contests. I have summarized the results in the table below. The return number quantifies the investment in a fiction contest, based on the entry fee, effort to write a story according to contest guidelines, and probability of winning the contest.

Contest Return
ReadMe Publishing What If? Science Fiction Competition (40)
Glimmer Train Very Short Fiction Award (49)
Alligator Juniper’s National Writing Contest (50)
Barry Hannah Fiction Prize (50)
Fish Flash Fiction (59)
Newport Review Flash Fiction Contest (126)
Springfield Writers’ Guild Literary Awards (161)
Inland Empire California Writers Club Writing Contest (409)
Bards and Sages Speculative Fiction Contest (484)
Silver Quill Society Short Story Contest (485)
Cadenza Open Short Story Competition (UK) (487)
Sherwood Anderson Fiction Award (489)
Juked Fiction and Poetry Prizes (490)
Sullivan Prize in Short Fiction (494)
Mississippi Review Prize (494)
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Award for Imaginative Fiction (508)
Boston Review Annual Short Story Contest (659)
Zoetrope All-Story Short Fiction Contest (810)
Fish Short Story (819)
Earlyworks Press Open Short Story Competition (UK) (967)
Chautauqua Literary Journal (1134)
Greensboro Review Robert Watson Literary Prizes (1200)
American Literary Review (1294)
 

How should you read this table? Just as you may gain or lose money after investing in a 401K or stock, you can gain or lose your time and money by entering a fiction contest. Basically, you want to avoid contests with a return in red, which represents the effort, expressed in a dollar value, that you lost by writing a story for the contest and paying a fee to enter the contest.

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The Mashed Potato Method of Writing a Fiction Story

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 4/11/2009

As I have mentioned before, the downfall of past fiction efforts has been an overly designed approach. I have written and completed a handful of short fiction stories using this approach, and some of them have turned out OK; however, I have not yet published a fiction story.

Recently I was inspired by Richard Dreyfus, and decided that I would create my own method of writing fiction (short story or novel), the Mashed Potato Method of Writing a Fiction Story. (I wasn’t sure whether it should be potato or potatoes. Most likely a serving of mashed potatoes contains more than one potato, but Mashed Potato Method had a better cadence.)


Mashed Potato Writing Fiction Method - Step 1: Pass the Potatoes, Please

At this stage you have opened your word processor or text editor. If you opened your word processor, you have, of course, taken the necessary time to try out a few different fonts to see which will look best for your new fiction story. My daughter is fond of script fonts.

First, your start with a healthy dollop of mashed potatoes, malformed and misshapen in a horrible fiction story blob.
Just start writing without much thought. Cut and paste writing material from other fiction story drafts and other disconnected vignettes you may have written. Go ahead and throw in long tracts from Wikipedia that you may have unearthed while researching aspects of your story. Just keep heaping spoonful after spoonful of mashed potato fiction onto the plate.

Mashed Potato Writing Fiction Method - Step 2: Knock Off the Top

Do you now have a heap of fictional starch on your plate that has approached the size of your head? (In other words, you head is beginning to ache at the bewildering chaos of content now populating what should now be an absolute writing mess.) If so, you can now begin writing and rewriting, shaping the mounds of potato fiction until your story has a nice Devil’s Mountain flattop.

In this step, you are cutting back on a lot of the junk you have thrown into the story, if you can call it a story at this point. Deleting paragraphs, Rewriting paragraphs down to sentences or words. Reorganizing large fiction lumps from one side of the plate to another. Striving for a coherent and compelling fiction story.

Mashed Potato Writing Fiction Method - Step 3: Apply the Fork

Your story may now begin to resemble Devil’s Mountain, but it does not look quite right—time to fine tune through careful application of the fork. In the previous step, your story writing was the mashed potato sculpturing equivalent of clearcutting the rain forest. Now careful pruning of your mashed potatoes in order, attending to the detail of word choice and ensuring that no participles are dangling. I used to call this working on the crinkly bits of the fjord.

How well does this new system work? Since I have adopted this new approach to writing fiction, the results have been amazing. I think they speak for themselves. After eleven months, I have completed approximately nearly 30% of a short fiction story. In a few short years, I will be ready to submit it to literary publications.

For those who believe that they are a bit more serious about their fiction writing and spurn the Mashed Potato writing method, you might try 1) Writing a Novel using the Snowflake Method. or 2) http://www.LssWritingSchool.com - an online writing school for budding and accomplished writers.



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2 Comments

    • Jul 19 2009, 9:08 AM Marie Devers
    • I think that what your stories lack, if they lack anything, is gravy. Being Irish and carb-addicted, I love me some mashed potatoes, but even I would grow sick of gravy-less mashed potatoes. In my writing, gravy is the random turns of phrase or particularly telling insights. These tend to come to me at work, in the middle of a conversation at a bar, or while walking. I stop what I'm doing and jot 'em down somewhere, and then I add them to my story later. Gravy. Also, I see you adhere to my mother's method of cooking, which is to say that you attempt to use every leftover in the refrigerator. I find that writing and food turn out better when I start with fresh ingredients. I am all about using leftovers, but don't be so hell-bent on saving things so that you mess up the flavor of your dish. By the way, I have never published a short story, so feel free to disregard everything you've just read.

    • Aug 08 2009, 8:26 PM Unpublished Guy
    • I think I also use your mother's method of cooking for cooking. For example, I cook lasagna one week and have 4 extra noodles. I buy another box of noodles, make lasagna again, and have eight noodles left over. Another week of lasagna, more leftover noodles. I don't even like lasagna that much.

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