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The Fiction Writing Contest Lottery


On what fiction writing contest should you squander $20? I calculated the return-on-investment (ROI) of several different contests. I have summarized the results in the table below. The return number quantifies the investment in a fiction contest, based on the entry fee, effort to write a story according to contest guidelines, and probability of winning the contest.

Contest Return
ReadMe Publishing What If? Science Fiction Competition (40)
Glimmer Train Very Short Fiction Award (49)
Alligator Juniper’s National Writing Contest (50)
Barry Hannah Fiction Prize (50)
Fish Flash Fiction (59)
Newport Review Flash Fiction Contest (126)
Springfield Writers’ Guild Literary Awards (161)
Inland Empire California Writers Club Writing Contest (409)
Bards and Sages Speculative Fiction Contest (484)
Silver Quill Society Short Story Contest (485)
Cadenza Open Short Story Competition (UK) (487)
Sherwood Anderson Fiction Award (489)
Juked Fiction and Poetry Prizes (490)
Sullivan Prize in Short Fiction (494)
Mississippi Review Prize (494)
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Award for Imaginative Fiction (508)
Boston Review Annual Short Story Contest (659)
Zoetrope All-Story Short Fiction Contest (810)
Fish Short Story (819)
Earlyworks Press Open Short Story Competition (UK) (967)
Chautauqua Literary Journal (1134)
Greensboro Review Robert Watson Literary Prizes (1200)
American Literary Review (1294)
 

How should you read this table? Just as you may gain or lose money after investing in a 401K or stock, you can gain or lose your time and money by entering a fiction contest. Basically, you want to avoid contests with a return in red, which represents the effort, expressed in a dollar value, that you lost by writing a story for the contest and paying a fee to enter the contest.

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Murdering My Creative Writing Muse with Seven Random Words from Dictionary

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 2/1/2010


In court I swear I still like a little avocado polymer
to bulge and shrink the direction

I happened across a writer's blog that should be reported for muse abuse. Apparently, based on a friend's advice, she will poke at it with a creative writing prompt based on seven random dictionary words. After it gets all riled up with the short story that results from this prompt, she drags it out of a corner, where it was nice and comfortable and not bothering anyone, and throws it in the washing machine. That's right, the washing machine—a hot wash, no less.

Well, kudos for her. What good is a lousy muse anyways. Mine abandoned me quite a while ago, so I am going to go ahead and give it a good random-seven-words bludgeoning and teach it to atrophy while I've been busy writing marketing copy for an enterprise software brochure.

Here it goes, seven random words:

  • litro
  • seguir
  • direccion
  • tribunal
  • abultar
  • integral
  • encogimiento

As it turns out, I don't have an English dictionary from which I can randomly pluck words, and I can't really randomly pick words from an online dictionary. I did, however, find a Spanish dictionary (not mine). Well, my muse is really going to take a beating, now, because I don't know any Spanish. What kind of story am I going to write in a language I don't know. I suppose I can randomly write the whole story. Here's the opening sentence:

"Ante el tribunal me swear me sigue como un perrito de Litro de aguacate al el abultar e encogimiento direccion"

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3 Comments

    • Feb 22 2010, 8:17 PM Holly Jahangiri
    • Your Muse is clearly feeling passive-aggressive (what self-respecting Muse wouldn't, when forced to regurgitate Marketing copy for an enterprise software brochure?) - it's throwing things (like Spanish dictionaries) at you, hoping you'll notice and stop neglecting it or feeding it menudo. If you thought throwing it in the washer was a bad move, you really ought to read "Eradicating Edna," my unfinished NaNoNovel over on Scribd. Now THAT's Muse abuse!

    • Mar 21 2010, 11:47 PM Unpublished Guy
    • @Holly, I tried to write a Novel in the month. It didn't work out so well.

    • Apr 13 2010, 1:25 PM Sue
    • Mientras soy completamente aficionado a mi propio litro del aguacate, no pienso que yo permitiría que ello me siguiera sobre como un cachorro, nunca haciendo caso esto es la ampliación posible y el encogimiento de capacidades.

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