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The Fiction Writing Contest Lottery


On what fiction writing contest should you squander $20? I calculated the return-on-investment (ROI) of several different contests. I have summarized the results in the table below. The return number quantifies the investment in a fiction contest, based on the entry fee, effort to write a story according to contest guidelines, and probability of winning the contest.

Contest Return
ReadMe Publishing What If? Science Fiction Competition (40)
Glimmer Train Very Short Fiction Award (49)
Alligator Juniper’s National Writing Contest (50)
Barry Hannah Fiction Prize (50)
Fish Flash Fiction (59)
Newport Review Flash Fiction Contest (126)
Springfield Writers’ Guild Literary Awards (161)
Inland Empire California Writers Club Writing Contest (409)
Bards and Sages Speculative Fiction Contest (484)
Silver Quill Society Short Story Contest (485)
Cadenza Open Short Story Competition (UK) (487)
Sherwood Anderson Fiction Award (489)
Juked Fiction and Poetry Prizes (490)
Sullivan Prize in Short Fiction (494)
Mississippi Review Prize (494)
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Award for Imaginative Fiction (508)
Boston Review Annual Short Story Contest (659)
Zoetrope All-Story Short Fiction Contest (810)
Fish Short Story (819)
Earlyworks Press Open Short Story Competition (UK) (967)
Chautauqua Literary Journal (1134)
Greensboro Review Robert Watson Literary Prizes (1200)
American Literary Review (1294)
 

How should you read this table? Just as you may gain or lose money after investing in a 401K or stock, you can gain or lose your time and money by entering a fiction contest. Basically, you want to avoid contests with a return in red, which represents the effort, expressed in a dollar value, that you lost by writing a story for the contest and paying a fee to enter the contest.

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Fiction Panel Discusses Becoming Coyote by Wayne Ude

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 2/9/2010

This month the Unpublished Guy Fiction Panel discusses Becoming Coyote by Wayne Ude,<br />who happened to be my Creative Writing instructor at Old Dominion University.
This month the Unpublished Guy Fiction Panel discusses Becoming Coyote by Wayne Ude,
who happened to be my Creative Writing instructor at Old Dominion University.

This week two guests join the fiction panel.

Dr. Zaius: Coyotes, buffalos, horses, men, and an assortment of other animals, but not a single simian. Crazy stories and beliefs. Nothing that makes as much sense as the Lawgiver bringing the universe into being and then creating man in his own image from a durian fruit. What next, a story about rabbits with names like Hazel and Fiver searching for a new warren?

William Blake: Ude, Ude. burning bright. In the fiction of the night; What an existential void. Could I be stuck like a dissembled phonographic disc?

Coyote: I didn't care so much for the story about the reservation cop tracking Charlie before he killed the Swede's buffalo. What I really liked were the stories about Coyote. I loved hearing about how he tricked the tribe that had been mean to him by tricking the Chief's son into gay marriage. How he stole the Sun's leggings. How he created people out of stick figures and ants. How he freed all the buffalo from a family of buffalo ranchers. Coyote sure was clever.

Wayne Ude: How did I get here? How do I work this? Where is that world wide web? This is not my beautiful web site! This is not my surly orangutan! I'm not exactly sure where I am or what I am supposed to be doing. Help anyone?

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