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The Fiction Writing Contest Lottery


On what fiction writing contest should you squander $20? I calculated the return-on-investment (ROI) of several different contests. I have summarized the results in the table below. The return number quantifies the investment in a fiction contest, based on the entry fee, effort to write a story according to contest guidelines, and probability of winning the contest.

Contest Return
ReadMe Publishing What If? Science Fiction Competition (40)
Glimmer Train Very Short Fiction Award (49)
Alligator Juniper’s National Writing Contest (50)
Barry Hannah Fiction Prize (50)
Fish Flash Fiction (59)
Newport Review Flash Fiction Contest (126)
Springfield Writers’ Guild Literary Awards (161)
Inland Empire California Writers Club Writing Contest (409)
Bards and Sages Speculative Fiction Contest (484)
Silver Quill Society Short Story Contest (485)
Cadenza Open Short Story Competition (UK) (487)
Sherwood Anderson Fiction Award (489)
Juked Fiction and Poetry Prizes (490)
Sullivan Prize in Short Fiction (494)
Mississippi Review Prize (494)
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Award for Imaginative Fiction (508)
Boston Review Annual Short Story Contest (659)
Zoetrope All-Story Short Fiction Contest (810)
Fish Short Story (819)
Earlyworks Press Open Short Story Competition (UK) (967)
Chautauqua Literary Journal (1134)
Greensboro Review Robert Watson Literary Prizes (1200)
American Literary Review (1294)
 

How should you read this table? Just as you may gain or lose money after investing in a 401K or stock, you can gain or lose your time and money by entering a fiction contest. Basically, you want to avoid contests with a return in red, which represents the effort, expressed in a dollar value, that you lost by writing a story for the contest and paying a fee to enter the contest.

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Destroying the Ones You Love for the Sake of Art

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 2/23/2010

What Broken Hearts Has Published Fiction Left Behind?
What Broken Hearts Has Published Fiction Left Behind?

While Valentine's Day has passed, it is not too late to do something special for the ones you love. Something only a fiction writer can do. People who are close to writers will end up on the writer's page. Hide behind the figment of fictional deniability and let your passive aggressive tendencies come out. Base a character in your short story on your loved one, but give them a stutter or stammer. They'll not get the best of your fictional alter ego in an argument with a speech impediment.

Just tell it like it is—at least what the negative is—or at least, your perception of what the negative is. Perception is [insert your gender-friendly royal title here] in fiction, and your perception is [insert your gender-friendly royal title here] in your fiction. Whether it be narcissism, shrewishness, baffling stupidity or dullness, or emotional coldness, all that really matters is that you feel it is true. You'll show them for saying your taste in music is juvenile.

Through the lens of fiction, you can amplify the quirks and defects of the one you cherish until the end of time. A fondness for virgin pina coladas becomes raging alcoholism. A tendency to think out loud becomes a full blown psychotic break, complete with multiple personalities. A penchant for rare hamburgers becomes cannibalism.

Just remember that its all for the greater good, as your fiction inspires and lifts the masses from their intellectual stupor. Surely, your loved one can take a hit for the fine arts?

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