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The Fiction Writing Contest Lottery


On what fiction writing contest should you squander $20? I calculated the return-on-investment (ROI) of several different contests. I have summarized the results in the table below. The return number quantifies the investment in a fiction contest, based on the entry fee, effort to write a story according to contest guidelines, and probability of winning the contest.

Contest Return
ReadMe Publishing What If? Science Fiction Competition (40)
Glimmer Train Very Short Fiction Award (49)
Alligator Juniper’s National Writing Contest (50)
Barry Hannah Fiction Prize (50)
Fish Flash Fiction (59)
Newport Review Flash Fiction Contest (126)
Springfield Writers’ Guild Literary Awards (161)
Inland Empire California Writers Club Writing Contest (409)
Bards and Sages Speculative Fiction Contest (484)
Silver Quill Society Short Story Contest (485)
Cadenza Open Short Story Competition (UK) (487)
Sherwood Anderson Fiction Award (489)
Juked Fiction and Poetry Prizes (490)
Sullivan Prize in Short Fiction (494)
Mississippi Review Prize (494)
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley Award for Imaginative Fiction (508)
Boston Review Annual Short Story Contest (659)
Zoetrope All-Story Short Fiction Contest (810)
Fish Short Story (819)
Earlyworks Press Open Short Story Competition (UK) (967)
Chautauqua Literary Journal (1134)
Greensboro Review Robert Watson Literary Prizes (1200)
American Literary Review (1294)
 

How should you read this table? Just as you may gain or lose money after investing in a 401K or stock, you can gain or lose your time and money by entering a fiction contest. Basically, you want to avoid contests with a return in red, which represents the effort, expressed in a dollar value, that you lost by writing a story for the contest and paying a fee to enter the contest.

Unpublished Guy Blogs

Announcing Winner of Vaporware Creative Writing Contest

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 3/21/2010

And the winner of the vaporware creative writing contest is …
And the winner of the vaporware creative writing contest is …

The High Council of Unpublished Poobahs is pleased to announce the winners of the first, and most likely only, Unpublished Guy Vaporware fiction contest. The one-person council carefully reviewed the staggering number of submissions that were not received. Thanks to all for not submitting! Due to the stunning success of the contest, you can expect an announcement for the next contest to happen sometime between now and 5 million years from now when the Sun turns into a Red Giant and then bakes the solar system as it forms into a nebula.

Congratulations to the winning submission that might have been. I'm so hypothetically happy for the theoretical you.

"I am so pleased to have entered this contest and win $5. Sure, Unpublished Guy got unlimited rights to use my work as he saw fit. Sure, he went on to sell his proposal and become an overnight best-selling author. It's really OK, because I really enjoyed the Chai Crème Frappuccino I bought with that prize money. God, I really love those Frappuccinos," someone might have said had they entered the contest and won.

The Vaporware Fiction Contest was supported by no grants from any Art Council or other organization that might endanger its reputation by associating itself with my ill-conceived contests. Who would have thought that a call to do my writing for me would be such a smashing success? Perhaps, the chance to write a chapter in a novel about Ambrose Bierce and Jerry O' Connell having adventures together chasing after Bierce's run away moustache was just too seductive an opportunity to almost consider before moving on to more important activities.

Alas, my completed book proposal for a book that has not actually been written still lies just beyond my grasp.

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1 Comment

    • Mar 23 2010, 11:33 PM Unpublished Girl
    • Love your blog! The sarcasm is perfect. I wish I had known about this contest before it was over, I might have entered. But probably not. I wouldn't have wanted you to be overwhelmed by submissions, which you clearly were anyway. So, see? My strategy worked!

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