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Category: Fiction Across the Multiverse
@unpublishedguy #twitterfiction season five
S5E1 The crew is infected by a disease that turns them into children and wacky cuteness ensues.#twitterfiction
S5E2 The self-centered, self-absorbed crew of the Apathy learn a lesson in cooperation that is forgotten by the next episode #twitterfiction
S5E3 Yog Sogoth, Jr. struggles with its weird new feelings as it feels an attraction to Cmdr Salamander .#twitterfiction
S5E4 Another Old One appears & hops aboard the Apathy. Yog Soggoth, …
@unpublishedguy #twitterfiction season four
S4E1 The show jumps the shark when the crew adopts a Neanderthal named Crunge as their pet..#twitterfiction
S4E2 Robot-Alien-Neanderthal-Hologram love quadrilateral.#twitterfiction
S4E3 Old Spice records a day on the Apathy, observing Tactical Officer XX self-replicate & the mystery of missing underwear #twitterfiction
S4E4 The Apathy passes through a nebula resulting in an uneventful trip where uninteresting things happened.#twitterfiction
S4E5 The crew enters time loop & repeatedly blows up
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@unpublishedguy #twitterfiction season three
Dr. Crack completes an unrealistic holodeck simulation of a starship that transports families into dangerous situations.#twitterfiction
S3E2 The crew encounters a sub-space anomaly that transforms their uniforms from unitards to polka-dotted kilts.#twitterfiction
S3E3 Tactical Officer XX’s parents, X and Y visit, and she learns a hard lesson about interspecies relationships.#twitterfiction
S3E4 The crew go back in time, discover their grandfathers and murder them to demonstrate that the fluffy
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@unpublishedguy #twitterfiction season two
S2E1 Yog Soggoth, Jr once again bothers the Apathy, claiming that a crew member we’ve never seen before is his cousin. #twitterfiction
S2E2 The Apathy is threatened when a holodeck character hijacks the ship & demands they chart a course for Cuba.#twitterfiction
S2E3 Dr Crack saves the life of a potato-based alien by sticking giant toothpicks in its sides & suspending it in water #twitterfiction
S2E4 Tactical Officer XX and
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@unpublishedguy #twitterfiction season one
S1E1 Cdr Salamander leads the Apathy on its gazillionth voyage, to find a planetary station where they can gas up the ship. #twitterfiction
S1E2 Yog Soggoth, Jr, an Old One as ancient as time, forgets where he parked, and the Apathy won’t let him hitch a ride. #twitterfiction
S1E3 Cerebral helmsman Old Spice & wildly emotional engineer Yo switch bodies, because the writers have already given up #twitterfiction
S1E4 In this
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This is an erotic story about the weather.
Where 50 shades of grey clouds undulate through the sultry summer sky.
The wind blows, circling and pressing treetops, swaying rhythmically back and forth, up and down, suddenly springing free, erect against the considerable circumference of the earth. The storm clouds swell and heave, bigger and bigger until they burst and rain down on steamy slabs of asphalt. Lightning tentatively strikes. Silver balls of lightning … Oh my … …
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Excerpts from My Novel in Progress, Fiction Across the Multiverse , by
Unpublished Guy
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What did I do this summer?
Well, there was all that nomination business, but that doesn’t mean that there wasn’t time for some rest and relaxation.
Paul Ryan tells a tale of a fishing trip.
I went fishing with a couple of buddies. We were hanging out in nice New England town. It was an Island. A resort town called Amity Island. One of my buddies was a crusty old barnacle that was wise in …
Hello The Prospect. This is Cormac McCarthy.
I am calling to offer you the austere chill ushered in by a temporary retreat from societal expectations. The company I represent specializes in epicurean travel and respite from the shrieking madness of the autistic universe and you know something as this economy slouches towards the apocalypse we are offering the absolute best services for the absolute lowest prices. (deep breath) But I am not calling you to sell anything today. If …
Evolution is the process by which grammatical and stylistic mutations that enhance the appeal of fiction become more common in populations of writers.
Zaius Reads – A Publishing Evolution
Natural selection in evolution follows from three facts:
- Extreme variations in talent and skill exist within populations of writers.
- Writers produce more stories than can be published.
- These stories vary in their ability to be read and emulated.
These conditions produce competition among stories for readers. As …
