An allegorical polemic by a radical moderate.
Mr. Left always wanted some of Mrs. Right’s Skittles, but she never shared. Mr. Left was always sniveling and whining about fairness. Mrs. Right had a low tolerance for Mr. Left’s complaints. …
An allegorical polemic by a radical moderate.
Mr. Left always wanted some of Mrs. Right’s Skittles, but she never shared. Mr. Left was always sniveling and whining about fairness. Mrs. Right had a low tolerance for Mr. Left’s complaints. …
A foray into uncreative nonfiction resulted in this dry, impressively thick, and dreadful tome.
Guns, Germs, and Mutton Chops, a Pulitzer Prize Loser and New York Times NonSeller
Unpublished Guy incompetently argues that facial hair shaped the modern world. Societies …
He was a high school biology teacher working on a special science project.

Book Cover – I Was a Teenage Clone
I Was a Teenage Clone tells the story of Mr. Landon, a biology teacher at the local high school …
Chip is just like you or me. A blue, frosty complexion. He had chocolate drop eyes and a vanilla wafer tongue. But something made Chip different.

Book Cover – Chip
This is the incredible story of a pastry chef with …

A Book Unpublished by Me – Invitation to Raise the Debt Ceiling
Cincinnatus C is under sentence of death for an ambiguous, unspoken capital crime. He knows exactly when he will die—tomorrow, when he will hang. Sitting in his small …

Ambrose Bierce, Main Character of Unpublished Guy’s Fiction Book to Be
Here is the brief synopsis of the fiction book I intend to write this month.
In 1913 while traveling in Mexico to observe that country’s developing revolution, Ambrose Bierce, …
This is the impossible (because it’s not true) and redemptive story of Bob, a man who struggled for six years in isolation, secretly spent on his laptop with online writing and self-indulgence. It started when an older neighbor boy showed …