Category: Fiction Across the Multiverse

Unpublished Guy Vaporware Fiction Contest

Vaporware fiction: a story that is promoted when it may never be written
Vaporware fiction: a story that is promoted when it may never be written

I completed most of a book proposal for a collection of short stories about Ambrose Bierce and Jerry O’ Connell having adventures …

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Fiction Panel Discusses Franz Kafka the Complete Stories

Unpublished Guy Fiction Panel (left to right): William Blake, Dr. Zaius, Mrs. Butterworth

Unpublished Guy Fiction Panel (left to right): William Blake, Dr. Zaius, Mrs. Butterworth

Each month, more or less, the Unpublished Guy Fiction Panel discusses a novel or short story. This week: Franz Kafka the Complete Short Stories.

William Blake:

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Fiction Book Synopsis for Ambrose Bierce Falls into a Wormhole

Ambrose Bierce, Main Character of Unpublished Guy’s Fiction Book to Be
Ambrose Bierce, Main Character of Unpublished Guy’s Fiction Book to Be

Here is the brief synopsis of the fiction book I intend to write this month.

In 1913 while traveling in Mexico to observe that country’s developing revolution, Ambrose Bierce, …

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Ape Lady in Paris Review

Dr. Zaius Rates the Literary Journal, Paris Review
Dr. Zaius Rates the Literary Journal, Paris Review

Unpublished Guy: Dr. Zaius, what literary publication will you share today with the readers of this blog?

Dr. Zaius: This month, I would like to discuss the Paris Review. Specifically, I would …

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Selecting a Short Fiction Contest for Mathematically Astute Writers

Contest calculations for mathematically astute fiction writers
photo by Pitel

Last week I was pondering what contests I should enter this month, and I created a short list of 24 writing contests based on due date and topic or genre of the contest.

This week I’ll need …

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Finding a Short Fiction Contest for an Aberrant Piece of Fiction

Does Entering Fiction Contests Feel Like Playing the Lottery?
Does Entering Fiction Contests Feel Like Playing the Lottery?
photo by Jeffrey Beal

Last week I announced that I would rework the incomplete novel that resulted from July Novel Writing month to enter a short story contest. I could take …

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Understand Your Fiction Reader Before You Shoot Them between the Eyes with the Written Word

Mrs Butterworth’s Book Marketing Mafia

Dear—you don’t mind if I call you dear do you? Whether you are following William Blake, the self publisher, or Dr. Zaius, publishing fundamentalist, you will want to promote your fiction. If you are self-publishing or subsidy publishing, …

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The Lawgiver’s Seven Commandments of Publishing

The Lawgiver and the commandments of publishing

The Lawgiver is clear. For the fiction writer, there are no publishing shortcuts, only the slow, hard route through a reputable publishing house. The lawgiver issued down eleven seven publishing commandments, which a writer must follow:

  1. Just as a manufacturer
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Fictional Mouse Character Metamorphosis into Jakob Nielsen

Gerald Freund, fictional mouse
Gerald Freund, fictional mouse
Jakob Nielson, web usability guru.
Jakob Nielson, web usability guru.

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Lawgiver Promotes Traditional Definition of Publishing

As Minister of Science and Defender of the Faith, I exhort you to heed the Lawgiver and follow the traditional, conventional path to publishing. Preserve a way of life that has served us well for hundreds of years. Do not …

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