A random title for your next blockbuster novel or Pulitzer Prize short story:What to Expect When Your Expecting Beelzebub's Baby
"@Mohamed, let me know what you think. The editing is great. However, the acting not so much, with the exception possibly of Eugene Roche." Read more by Unpublished Guy on When Movies are Better than Books
"Being that "Slaughterhouse 5" is one of my favorite novels of all time, I can't imagine a movie being better than the book. That said, I thought that the movie adaptation of "Mother Night" was pretty darn good! Based on your recommendation, I'll give the S-5 movie a look." Read more by Mohamed Mughal on When Movies are Better than Books
"@lilrut, I've averaged 0 stories a year for the past 10 years. I'm hoping to increase that average to .000001 or thereabouts." Read more by Unpublished Guy on 8 Creative Writing Tips to Slow Write Your Story into Oblivion
"Mientras soy completamente aficionado a mi propio litro del aguacate, no pienso que yo permitiría que ello me siguiera sobre como un cachorro, nunca haciendo caso esto es la ampliación posible y el encogimiento de capacidades." Read more by Sue on Murdering My Creative Writing Muse with Seven Random Words from Dictionary
Nearly serious fiction related diversions for the casual or more active writer.
The Deviled Egg Eyes of the Publishing Abyss Gaze into My Soul http://www.flickr.com/photos/kasiaflickr/ / CC BY-ND 2.0
'Twas the season to be jolly a short while back.
Dr. Zaius received Charleton Heston, stuffed by the finest simian taxidermist. When wrapped, it was certainly the most oddly shaped gift
Xtreme Brain Activity. Xtreme temporal and spatial dislocations in creative nonfiction.
Vaporware fiction: a story that is promoted when it may never be written http://www.flickr.com/photos/vividp/ / CC BY 2.0
I completed most of a book proposal for a collection of short stories about Ambrose Bierce and Jerry O' Connell having adventures together chasing after Bierce's run away moustache. Many writers would begin by writing the story first and then writing a proposal to submit to publishers and agents. I, on the other hand with my background working for software companies, have done the reverse and created fiction vaporware.
Unpublished Guy Fiction Panel (left to right): William Blake, Dr. Zaius, Mrs. Butterworth
William Blake: Kafka, Kafka. burning bright. In the fiction of the night; What existential void. Could dissemble thy inexplicable asymmetry?
