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"Being that "Slaughterhouse 5" is one of my favorite novels of all time, I can't imagine a movie being better than the book. That said, I thought that the movie adaptation of "Mother Night" was pretty darn good! Based on your recommendation, I'll give the S-5 movie a look." Read more
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Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 9/28/2009 | 0 Comments

Relics of Franklin's 1845 expedition, from the Illustrated London News, 1854
Relics of Franklin's 1845 expedition, from the Illustrated London News, 1854

When I falter on my journey to publish some notable, award winning fiction that changes the world's understanding of the written word and alters the cultural landscape forever, I recall the 19th century voyages of Sir Franklin Scott. He made it his mission to find the Northwest Passage through the Arctic.

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 9/21/2009 | 0 Comments

My Early Self-Indulgence Echo Chamber
My Early Self-Indulgence Echo Chamber
photo by bitteroot

In politics, an echo chamber occurs when a community of like-minded individuals repeating a claim, which resonates as truth, since it amplifies beliefs already held by the echo chamber participants. In this intellectual utopia, you needn't be inconvenienced by criticism or evaluating new information. Similarly, successful writers with a significant body of work, often drift into self-indulgence.

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 9/15/2009 | 0 Comments

How might Franz Kafka, today, with access to psychoactive medications rewrite his best known short story, The Metamorphosis? It might start something like this if he had also developed an appreciation for theories of web usability.

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 9/14/2009 | 0 Comments

Inaccurate Humpty Dumpty (wearing belt rather than cravat)
Inaccurate Humpty Dumpty (wearing belt rather than cravat)

To paraphrase Humpty Dumpty and end up saying something complete different: "How many rejection slips do you have plastered to your wall or stuck in a drawer under a pile of half-used post-it note pads?"

Posted by: Unpublished Guy on 9/7/2009 | 5 Comments

If alcoholics can rely on denial to get by, why not the unpublished writer?
If alcoholics can rely on denial to get by, why not the unpublished writer?
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Hello, my name is unpublished guy, and I am an unpublished fiction writer. Hundreds of thousands of writers submit their short stories to literary journals and publications every year and only five percent are published. (Please note that statistics are half-baked and hardly substantiated.)

 


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