Die technik des sandwich-making dramas
Like all great American novels, this novel will have numerous subplots, illustrated by the plot-lines diagram, including five thousand words devoted to a sandwich-making subplot in which a sandwich is systematically assembled and unassembled multiple times until …
Yog-Soggoth Jr is a native of the Vortex dimension. The dimension is home to Yog’s tribe of Old Ones, who devour the fried skin of their enemies, cooked the way Kassigtha used to make. While in the Human dimension he …
A room full of writers writing
Gerald entered the writing deck where many of the other guests were already busy developing his myth. Schlafen Ahab was not visible to the naked eye, but Holger Meins walked up and down and …
Nyarlathotep, Mighty Administrator of Ancient Health and Dental Plans
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Gerald pulled the document from Schlafen Ahab’s drawer and read:
As a member of the Old Ones community, one of the most important benefits you’ve earned is incomprehensible health care …
Gerald, a cloned German terrorist, and a duck walked into a bar.
The Zombie that Lives within Us
The clone raised his hand. “Barmann, zwei bourbons, ‘neat’.”
The German and Gerald walked briskly side by side, circling the barroom and …
After the fiasco with the stampeding herd of chevrotains, Ishmael returned to his room at the Pequod.
Motel Run Like a Whaling Ship
The light flickered the way bad motel room lighting stereotypically does. Ishmael Barz pulled a slab …
Fiction writing style that features repetition and more repetition.
Tale of a Whale
The Chopsticks style was pioneered by Fred Schonell and popularized by William S. Gray and Zerna Sharpin of Dick and Jane fame. Its popularity peaked during the …
A character from my novel in progress.
Sleepy Ahab’s Baader-Meinhof Clones
Sleepy Ahab runs the motel, where the main character of the novel has been staying. The motel is located along highway 19. Sleepy Ahab has crazy Albert Einstein hair
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