Death by Dr. Zaius, one of many missed opportunities in this anthology of short stories, Machine of Death. All of the stories are about a machine (of death) that tells you how you are going to die. It takes a …
Death by Dr. Zaius, one of many missed opportunities in this anthology of short stories, Machine of Death. All of the stories are about a machine (of death) that tells you how you are going to die. It takes a …
A foray into uncreative nonfiction resulted in this dry, impressively thick, and dreadful tome.
Guns, Germs, and Mutton Chops, a Pulitzer Prize Loser and New York Times NonSeller
Unpublished Guy incompetently argues that facial hair shaped the modern world. Societies …
Here are my top six Philip K Dick novels. (Spoilers, probably)

Philip K Dick alternate realities, codpieces, dark scanners, and time out of joint.
Man in the High Castle
Dick’s best novel. Story about an alternate reality, where Axis powers …

Pirates of the Caribbean Priest-Mermaid Love Subplot
Quite often when I am watching a movie and sometimes when I am reading a book, I find I am more interested in a side story or supporting character than I am in …

The Tragic Story of Silas the Monk
The DaVinci Codes tells the tragic story of Silas, a monk of Opus Dei, and his effort to sustain his faith in a world that hates albinos. In the beginning of the story, …

All the Starring Characters in Lost
You may think that I haven’t blogged in a while, but you’d be wrong. Actually, I’ve blogged plenty. Unfortunately, those entries were virtual blog posts—virtual in the quantum sense, not in the Lawnmower Man…

Unpublished Guy Fiction Panel (left to right): William Blake, Dr. Zaius, Mrs. Butterworth
Each month, more or less, the Unpublished Guy Fiction Panel discusses a novel or short story. This week: Franz Kafka the Complete Short Stories.
William Blake:…
Novel Critique: Apes with Bald Kneecaps
Let’s hear what the Unpublished Guy fiction panel has to say about the novel, 2001: A Space Odyssey, which was developed while the movie was being filmed.
Dr. Zaius: Blasphemous. This heretical book posits …

Dr. Zaius Rates the Literary Journal, Paris Review
Unpublished Guy: Dr. Zaius, what literary publication will you share today with the readers of this blog?
Dr. Zaius: This month, I would like to discuss the Paris Review. Specifically, I would …