Speeding in Post-Paul Alabama – One Way Ticket to Hunger Games.
License and registration, ma’am.
I’m afraid you were going 55 in a 65 speed zone.
That’s a 65 minimum speed ma’am.
I’m not interested in how they do things …
My weekly supply of adderal
A frenetic writing style that exposes the reader to a wide range of topics and rapid fire thoughts. The primary writing style of Kathy Acker. The fiction excerpt is a contemporary-crime-thriller-historical science fiction-literary romance.
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Purple Prose All in my Brain
Dense, ambiguously descriptive style. Purple haze is sensually evocative beyond any precision. In the following excerpt the narrator is deeply moved by the exquisite beauty of some things and other stuff.
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Surrender yourself to the random nature of the universe and allow yourself to effortlessly write Hamlet–eventually.
Hamlet complements ghost without the prospective diagram. A back works over our nonsense. Near the designer boggles the look. Can ghost consent against the
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I’ll have to go all out on some modifications, he muttered as a shambled off to the kitchen to rebuild his sandwich.
Ketchup, a Most Disappointing Condiment
The bread was inadequate. It would need to be replaced with rye. Many …
Pit Bull Pleas its Humanity
Ich arf ein pit bull. Arf not a pit bull eyes? Arf not a pit bull paws, which arf bit like hands and twice as many, and mushy bits inside, senses, slobber, and a passion …
Gerald, a cloned German terrorist, and a duck walked into a bar.
The Zombie that Lives within Us
The clone raised his hand. “Barmann, zwei bourbons, ‘neat’.”
The German and Gerald walked briskly side by side, circling the barroom and …
(editors note: Grade F Fiction. NSFHC due to gratuitous F-bombing and allusions to sexual misconduct) Oh, fuck it.
In Interspecies Fuckland, a lot of fucking is going on. Romulans and Vulcans are intermingling to produce strange offspring with …
He was a high school biology teacher working on a special science project.
Book Cover – I Was a Teenage Clone
I Was a Teenage Clone tells the story of Mr. Landon, a biology teacher at the local high school …
Fiction writing style that features repetition and more repetition.
Tale of a Whale
The Chopsticks style was pioneered by Fred Schonell and popularized by William S. Gray and Zerna Sharpin of Dick and Jane fame. Its popularity peaked during the …
