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A frenetic writing style that exposes the reader to a wide range of topics and rapid fire thoughts. The primary writing style of Kathy Acker. The fiction excerpt is a contemporary-crime-thriller-historical science fiction-literary romance.
Kim Jong-il is dead, and I like dogs. It’s better to eat dogs than pigs, because pigs are smarter. Bacon is tasty. Kittens are tasty. You shouldn’t keep chimps as pets. The rain forest is falling.
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A foray into uncreative nonfiction resulted in this dry, impressively thick, and dreadful tome.
Guns, Germs, and Mutton Chops, a Pulitzer Prize Loser and New York Times NonSeller
Unpublished Guy incompetently argues that facial hair shaped the modern world. Societies that had had a head start in developing sophisticated facial hair configurations advanced beyond motley bands of hunters and developed full-blown military regiments—as well as syphilis and potent shaving kits for grooming—and haberdashed on sea …
Purple Prose All in my Brain
Dense, ambiguously descriptive style. Purple haze is sensually evocative beyond any precision. In the following excerpt the narrator is deeply moved by the exquisite beauty of some things and other stuff.
It was a darkish and precipitous time period; the stuff fell in large quantities—except at other times, when it was checked by a rather excessively robust bunch of air which moved up the the long walky drivy windy
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Surrender yourself to the random nature of the universe and allow yourself to effortlessly write Hamlet–eventually.
Hamlet complements ghost without the prospective diagram. A back works over our nonsense. Near the designer boggles the look. Can ghost consent against the choral? The dreadful electorate comforts Hamlet throughout a moderate apolitical climate change.
Within the master ascends the gender. When can Hamlet speculate under the fountain? Hamlet caves Polonius next to his relief. Near Polonius responds…
Schlafen Ahab and Other Fiction Characters
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Continued from Writing on Deck – The Metafiction Myth – Pt1.
After taking her pills, she went to the coffee tap (nothing beats real coffee), but when she pushed the graphical button labeled POUR, the lovely, lovely java that came out was decaf. What would she do now? It was early in the day to start with the whiskey-straight pills …
Utnapishtim on Life Support
I sent out a dove on the …
I’ll have to go all out on some modifications, he muttered as a shambled off to the kitchen to rebuild his sandwich.
Ketchup, a Most Disappointing Condiment
The bread was inadequate. It would need to be replaced with rye. Many did not appreciate rye, but he did. He could not bear the flaccid mushiness of white bread. Besides the bread had been ruined by the ketchup, that abomination of condiments, manufactured for the masses without …
Pit Bull Pleas its Humanity
Ich arf ein pit bull. Arf not a pit bull eyes? Arf not a pit bull paws, which arf bit like hands and twice as many, and mushy bits inside, senses, slobber, and a passion for hunting rabbits? Fed with meats, vegetables, fruits, and feces, hurt with same slippers, subject to same diarrhea, healed by s0me doctor, warmed and cooled by same winter and summer, as child arf?
If you …
Gerald, a cloned German terrorist, and a duck walked into a bar.
The Zombie that Lives within Us
The clone raised his hand. “Barmann, zwei bourbons, ‘neat’.”
The German and Gerald walked briskly side by side, circling the barroom and weaving around guests.
“What brings you into town?” the clone asked.
After circling a moving waitress several times, Gerald paused in front of the TV. “I’ve been hired by a wealthy client to investigate a …
He was a high school biology teacher working on a special science project.
Book Cover – I Was a Teenage Clone
I Was a Teenage Clone tells the story of Mr. Landon, a biology teacher at the local high school in a small town. Mr. Landon was involved in some extracurricular activities. Suddenly, the admission’s office was overwhelmed by a dozen new students in one week.
What was Mr. Landon up to and what was …
Fiction writing style that features repetition and more repetition.
Tale of a Whale
The Chopsticks style was pioneered by Fred Schonell and popularized by William S. Gray and Zerna Sharpin of Dick and Jane fame. Its popularity peaked during the 50s. The following beginning-to-end reimagining of Moby Dick provides an example of this writing style:
Call me Ishmael.
Ishmael stays in Inn. Inn is full. Ismael shares room. He shares with QueeQueg. Ishmael sleeps with
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