
Look into the Abyss
I had a dream that SOPA would pass and the freedom to regulate would prevail.
I had a dream that my two grown children, living in my basement and the spare bedroom, would one day surf …

Look into the Abyss
I had a dream that SOPA would pass and the freedom to regulate would prevail.
I had a dream that my two grown children, living in my basement and the spare bedroom, would one day surf …
Never use an adverb to modify dialogue. Don’t use words like ejaculate and vociferate. Even better: Completely unmodified dialogue.
“Where are you?”
“I’m over here.
“What are you doing over there?”
“My God, I’m full of methane.”
“Why don’t you …
My weekly supply of adderal
A frenetic writing style that exposes the reader to a wide range of topics and rapid fire thoughts. The primary writing style of Kathy Acker. The fiction excerpt is a contemporary-crime-thriller-historical science fiction-literary romance.
Kim
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Purple Prose All in my Brain
Dense, ambiguously descriptive style. Purple haze is sensually evocative beyond any precision. In the following excerpt the narrator is deeply moved by the exquisite beauty of some things and other stuff.
It was a
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Surrender yourself to the random nature of the universe and allow yourself to effortlessly write Hamlet–eventually.
Hamlet complements ghost without the prospective diagram. A back works over our nonsense. Near the designer boggles the look. Can ghost consent against the
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Schlafen Ahab and Other Fiction Characters
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Continued from Writing on Deck – The Metafiction Myth – Pt1.
After taking her pills, she went to the coffee tap (nothing beats real coffee), but when she pushed the graphical button labeled POUR, the lovely, lovely java that …
I’ll have to go all out on some modifications, he muttered as a shambled off to the kitchen to rebuild his sandwich.

Ketchup, a Most Disappointing Condiment
The bread was inadequate. It would need to be replaced with rye. Many …

Pit Bull Pleas its Humanity
Ich arf ein pit bull. Arf not a pit bull eyes? Arf not a pit bull paws, which arf bit like hands and twice as many, and mushy bits inside, senses, slobber, and a passion …
(editors note: Grade F Fiction. NSFHC due to gratuitous F-bombing and allusions to sexual misconduct) Oh, fuck it.
In Interspecies Fuckland, a lot of fucking is going on. Romulans and Vulcans are intermingling to produce strange offspring with …