Based on solid scientific evidence that I mostly made up, I know what animals Star Trek characters would be reincarnated as.
Vulcan-pit bull hybrid
It is a proven fact that dogs are more logical than chimps, because they can take …
Tag: pit bull
Die technik des sandwich-making dramas
Like all great American novels, this novel will have numerous subplots, illustrated by the plot-lines diagram, including five thousand words devoted to a sandwich-making subplot in which a sandwich is systematically assembled and unassembled multiple times until …
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12.09.11 , In
Fiction Across the Multiverse, Notes on my Novel in Progress, Plot Lines , by
Unpublished Guy
Schlafen Ahab and Other Fiction Characters
- Gerald Freund. Protagonist. Private detective solving a mystery in the town of Romulus, Michigan. German born, he is not on good terms with his father, due to his marriage to an imaginary Turkish woman.
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Pit Bull Pleas its Humanity
Ich arf ein pit bull. Arf not a pit bull eyes? Arf not a pit bull paws, which arf bit like hands and twice as many, and mushy bits inside, senses, slobber, and a passion …
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11.06.11 , In
Excerpts from my Novel in Progress, Fiction Across the Multiverse , by
Unpublished Guy
Gerald, a cloned German terrorist, and a duck walked into a bar.
The Zombie that Lives within Us
The clone raised his hand. “Barmann, zwei bourbons, ‘neat’.”
The German and Gerald walked briskly side by side, circling the barroom and …
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11.05.11 , In
Excerpts from my Novel in Progress, Fiction Across the Multiverse , by
Unpublished Guy
After the fiasco with the stampeding herd of chevrotains, Ishmael returned to his room at the Pequod.
Motel Run Like a Whaling Ship
The light flickered the way bad motel room lighting stereotypically does. Ishmael Barz pulled a slab …
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09.30.11 , In
Excerpts from my Novel in Progress , by
Unpublished Guy
