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If Spock Were an Animal Instead of a Star Trek Officer

Based on solid scientific evidence that I mostly made up, I know what animals Star Trek characters would be reincarnated as.

 Vulcan-pit bull hybrid
Vulcan-pit bull hybrid

It is a proven fact that dogs are more logical than chimps, because they can take …

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Sandwich-Making and Other Subplots

Die technik des sandwich-making dramas

Die technik des sandwich-making dramas

Like all great American novels, this novel will have numerous subplots, illustrated by the plot-lines diagram, including five thousand words devoted to a sandwich-making subplot in which a sandwich is systematically assembled and unassembled multiple times until …

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Character List for November Novel

Schlafen Ahab and Other Fiction Characters

Schlafen Ahab and Other Fiction Characters

  • Gerald Freund. Protagonist. Private detective solving a mystery in the town of Romulus, Michigan. German born, he is not on good terms with his father, due to his marriage to an imaginary Turkish woman.
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Impassioned Plea by Pit Bull

Pit Bull Pleas its Humanity

Pit Bull Pleas its Humanity

Ich arf ein pit bull. Arf not a pit bull eyes? Arf not a pit bull paws, which arf bit like hands and twice as many, and mushy bits inside, senses, slobber, and a passion …

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Sorkinlogue: Dodging Skipping Zombies

Gerald, a cloned German terrorist, and a duck walked into a bar.

Copyright Gargoyle

The Zombie that Lives within Us

The clone raised his hand. “Barmann, zwei bourbons, ‘neat’.”

The German and Gerald walked briskly side by side, circling the barroom and …

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Ishmael Returns to Whale of a Motel Room

After the fiasco with the stampeding herd of chevrotains, Ishmael returned to his room at the Pequod.

Motel Run Like a Whaling Ship

Motel Run Like a Whaling Ship

The light flickered the way bad motel room lighting stereotypically does. Ishmael Barz pulled a slab …

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