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Ron Paul Descendent Supports Holodeck Manufacturers

Ron Paul Legacy Protects Holodeck Manufacturers
Ron Paul Legacy Protects Holodeck Manufacturers

Mr. Speaker I, Raul Paul, rise before the Federation Council in opposition to this resolution to tightly regulate holodeck manufacturers, just as my father would have, and my father’s father would have and my …

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Mr. Left and Ms. Right

Mr Left and Mrs Right by Unpublished Guy, an allegorical polemic by a radical moderate

An allegorical polemic by a radical moderate.

Mr. Left always wanted some of Mrs. Right’s Skittles, but she never shared. Mr. Left was always sniveling and whining about fairness. Mrs. Right had a low tolerance for Mr. Left’s complaints. …

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Eye of Newt Gingrich

Eye of Newt Gingrich

A dark convention hall. In the middle, a Caldron boiling. Thunder.

Enter the three Politicians.

1 Politician. Thrice the political cat fight mew’d.
2 Politician. Thrice and once, the pork barrel whin’d.
3 Politician. ’tis time! ’tis time!
1 …

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Better Than Herman Cain Deep Space 9-9-9 Tax Plan

This Guy's Taxes Will Increase under the Deep Space 9-9-9

Guldukat’s Taxes Will Increase under the Deep Space 9-9-9 Plan

Our current economic crisis calls for bold action to launch the economy and America into a rapidly accelerating and expanding universe of growth and greatness. The Deep Space 9-9-9 Plan

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Occupy Wall Street and Agile Decision-Making

After wrestling squid, ghost of Enoch Powell occupies Wall Street

After wrestling squid, grunge doppleganger of Enoch Powell occupies Wall Street

We must be mad, literally mad, as a country to be permitting the annual production of 21 million sleeping bags that contribute to the future growth of the wily …

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Post Election Protest Reading List – Iranian Fiction

Given current events following the election in Iran, I thought it would be appropriate to create a fiction reading list for Iranian writers. Unfortunately, my knowledge of writers, classic or contemporary, outside of the Western canon is shockingly deficient. I …

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