A foray into uncreative nonfiction resulted in this dry, impressively thick, and dreadful tome.
Guns, Germs, and Mutton Chops, a Pulitzer Prize Loser and New York Times NonSeller
Unpublished Guy incompetently argues that facial hair shaped the modern world. Societies …
Die technik des sandwich-making dramas
Like all great American novels, this novel will have numerous subplots, illustrated by the plot-lines diagram, including five thousand words devoted to a sandwich-making subplot in which a sandwich is systematically assembled and unassembled multiple times until …
Pit Bull Pleas its Humanity
Ich arf ein pit bull. Arf not a pit bull eyes? Arf not a pit bull paws, which arf bit like hands and twice as many, and mushy bits inside, senses, slobber, and a passion …
Gerald, a cloned German terrorist, and a duck walked into a bar.
The Zombie that Lives within Us
The clone raised his hand. “Barmann, zwei bourbons, ‘neat’.”
The German and Gerald walked briskly side by side, circling the barroom and …
Cornelius finds his career and marriage threatened by a filthy talking man.
Dr Zaius in Diary from Planet of the Apes
Day 15 in Year 1205 of Our Lawgiver
Dear Diary,
“What’s so special about him?” I asked, when Zira …
(editors note: Grade F Fiction. NSFHC due to gratuitous F-bombing and allusions to sexual misconduct) Oh, fuck it.
In Interspecies Fuckland, a lot of fucking is going on. Romulans and Vulcans are intermingling to produce strange offspring with …
After wrestling squid, grunge doppleganger of Enoch Powell occupies Wall Street
We must be mad, literally mad, as a country to be permitting the annual production of 21 million sleeping bags that contribute to the future growth of the wily …
