I am not a monkey
Illiterary fiction excels at showing, showing with a profundity of adverbs and exceptional adjectives. Dictionary inspired descriptions that convey the most erudite worlds. With copious plot twists, illiterary fiction is surprisingly uninspiring.
Her face, bilious …
My weekly supply of adderal
A frenetic writing style that exposes the reader to a wide range of topics and rapid fire thoughts. The primary writing style of Kathy Acker. The fiction excerpt is a contemporary-crime-thriller-historical science fiction-literary romance.
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Purple Prose All in my Brain
Dense, ambiguously descriptive style. Purple haze is sensually evocative beyond any precision. In the following excerpt the narrator is deeply moved by the exquisite beauty of some things and other stuff.
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Surrender yourself to the random nature of the universe and allow yourself to effortlessly write Hamlet–eventually.
Hamlet complements ghost without the prospective diagram. A back works over our nonsense. Near the designer boggles the look. Can ghost consent against the
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Fiction writing style that features repetition and more repetition.
Tale of a Whale
The Chopsticks style was pioneered by Fred Schonell and popularized by William S. Gray and Zerna Sharpin of Dick and Jane fame. Its popularity peaked during the …
To connect with contemporary readers, inject brand names into your fiction.
Brand Names from 19th Century
Contemporary example of the branded writing style:
Darcy Summer slipped her blue JC Penney bathrobe off her shoulders and hung it on the Restoration
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The Writing Style of Moby Dick
Characterized by obsessively detailed descriptions on minutia that seem beside the point. The longest sustained work of fiction in this writing style is Herman Melville’s Moby Dick.
Violet got into her car, a baby
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Harry Potter or Blade Runner, Crazy Codpieces Take Writing to Another Level
What do Harry Potter and Blade Runner have in common?
JK Rowling wrote seven long-winded Harry Potter novels that were Stephen King long and featured a pedestrian writing …
A writing style pioneered by Niels Parsec. Stories in the hyperfiction style travel at the speed of light, unseen by the naked eye. Here is a passage from the 299,792,458 page hyperfiction novel, Now You Don’t See It, Now You …
Fuel for the Run-On Fiction Writing Style
The stream-of-consciousness style attempts to replicate the unfiltered discontinuous thoughts of a character and often features a loose style and structure, violating conventional rules of grammar, punctuation, syntax, and logic. Run-On Fiction attempts …
