If I were president, this is how I would restructure the tax code
Tax on heterosexual anal sex. Straight men pay 5% of their income for each penetration. Women get a refund of 5% of their income for each penetration.
Avocado tax. Assessing a 100% VAT on Avocado purchases.
$3000 tax credit for not having children
Renters deduction, deduct total annual rent from taxable income
MPG tax. $100 credit for each MPG of your car/truck above 30. If you don’t own a car/truck, you’re taxable income is $0.00
Rugby tax. Any citizen that has not played at least 80 min of rugby in the taxable year owes an additional 10% of their income in taxes
Rugby medical deduction. Any medical expenses resulting from a rugby injury can be deducted at 5x the cost of the medical expenses.
Correcting the divorce penalty. Divorce couples may claim an additional 5 deductions.