Match each snarky sentiment to a past president. Bonus points if you can guess each president's historical ranking (based on a composite of presidential rankings by fucking Nate Silver, Jan 2013).

Actually, I did have sexual relations with that woman. And maybe some others as well.
Not too keen on facts and details. As Top Executive, can rely on unreliable people around him to let him know what he should know. And Trees cause pollution.
Personified Quaker work ethic by diligently keeping a list of all enemies who would eventually be audited by the IRS.
a) Telegenic, charismatic personality used new political media of the day to defeat nasty old bag. b) Presidency opened up a whole new realm of sexual predation.
In times of war, it is necessary to intern a large segment of population based on race, because fuck them.
White supremacist propaganda screened at White House with an enthusiastic thumbs up by Prez for its “trueness”
Has Secretary of War arrest Maryland legislators before they could make a crucial vote in order to "Keep America, an America with 39 States."
That Hair.
Relocated entire ethnic group, to a location where they would be happier, aside from the death, disease, and starvation of 25-30% of "deportees"
Signed act that included new powers to deport foreigners and make it harder for immigrants to vote, because the Irish were a bunch of criminals and drunks. Plus, the opposition was saying mean things about him.

Answer Key

Clinton - Rank #18
Reagan - Rank #10
Nixon - Rank #29
JFK - Rank #9
FDR - Rank #2
Wilson - Rank #7
Lincoln - Rank #1
Fillmore - Rank #37
Jackson - Rank #13
John Adams, the first non-Quincy one - Rank #16